I told you once. I told you twice. Do Not Eat the Marmite Slice.

& the man, hearing the ghostly voice, ran from the room. His friend, peckish and even more crazy bastard cocksure, entered. The ghostly voice repeated, "I told you once. I told you twice. Do not eat the marmite slice." He stood with a buffalo stance and he ate the marmite slice. The ghostly voice continued. "I told you once. I told you twice. I wiped my bum on the marmite slice."